brunhiddensmusings:

greatfulldedd:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

legend-of-sora:

kazu-kuns-corner:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

I’m buying a castle.

https://www.moulin.nl/en/realestate/castle-for-sale-france-midi-pyrenees-gers-32_102909/

Update: The castle as of April 2015 is actually only around $1,300,000 USD now due to the currency exchange rates! :D

this goes even further, some European countries will give you a castle for free if you submit a plan stating how you intend to restore or preserve it. Italy alone for example has somewhere between 100 and 300 castles they intend to give away to anyone with intent to be a caretaker, they literally cant keep track of how many discount castles are up for grabs

it doesn’t even have to be an ambitious plan, even if it says you just intend to keep it from becoming more shitty and will occasionally add a few bricks when you can afford it. given that most of them come with land you could convert the grounds to actually produce enough income to pay for the repairs- like setting up apple trees and brewing cider you sell with your castle name on the bottle, or raising some goats for cheese, a hobby farm could turn this into an actual income opportunity. hell, throwing parties at the castle could make it an income opportunity

they will literally -GIVE- you a castle to make sure someone is taking care of it rather then let them all sit empty

meatyisgod:

I’m s o b b i n g 

Song: Limit Switch [Haikyuu Second Season OST]

Source: [x]

dlrk-gently:

suspendnodisbelief:

dokteur:

bonbonlanguage:

You know what I think is really cool about language (English in this case)? It’s the way you can express “I don’t know” without opening your mouth. All you have to do is hum a low note, a high note, then another lower note. The same goes for yes and no. Does anyone know what this is called?

These are called vocables, a form of non-lexical utterance - that is, wordlike sounds that aren’t strictly words, have flexible meaning depending on context, and reflect the speakers emotional reaction to the context rather than stating something specific. They also include uh-oh! (that’s not good!), uh-huh and mm-hmm (yes), uhn-uhn (no), huh? (what?), huh… (oh, I see…), hmmn… (I wonder… / maybe…), awww! (that’s cute!), aww… (darn it…), um? (excuse me; that doesn’t seem right?), ugh and guh (expressions of alarm, disgust, or sympathy toward somebody else’s displeasure or distress), etc.

Every natural human language has at least a few vocables in it, and filler words like “um” and “erm” are also part of this overall class of utterances. Technically “vocable” itself refers to a wider category of utterances, but these types of sounds are the ones most frequently being referred to, when the word is used.

Reblog if u just hummed all of these out loud as you read them

aquabrie:

kiera-jpg:

dxphni:

hellyeahrihannafenty:

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

if this comes up on my dash and i don’t reblog it - just assume im dead

Awesome

maradaisykat:

tree-of-blue-squirrel:

onfirelikegasoline:

becketts-one-and-done:

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

helpfuldeathgod:

tienriu:

katiekomics:

euphrates75:

No harm to any religion. It’s just a lamp ads by an Australian company. However, it’s funny!

I’m going to cry 😂😂

Ahaha, the reason why Mohammad is specifically mentioned as not being able to be there is because in Islam, portrayals and portraits of Mohammad are forbidden.  But they didn’t want to be seen as either hand waving him as at the table but not shown or as explicitly omitted.

Very smart move there advertising script writers.

I really liked this commercial and honestly, it was very inclusive and inoffensive. I wish Youtube could get over itself for fucking once.

my-little-ninja:

dicktator-cain:

my-little-ninja:

shitpostingintenseifies:

my-little-ninja:

dokis-for-days:

Even the language barrier doesn’t stop me from knowing the chat is both laughing at him and saying “NOOOOO” at the same time.

is that twelve and a half hours on a timer or is it Noon/Midnight on a clock?

That is

12 hours

Oh god

Yep, that’s twelve hours of progress lost. And you can see the exact moment his soul is screaming.

The sheer anguish is painful to look upon

thecrazyanimegirl:

This is how I want to spend my days. Tea, kittens, surrounded by hot guys.

earlgreytea68:

educatedinyellow:

revfrog:

imnotokaywiththerunning:

revfrog:

earlgreytea68:

jlrpuck:

earlgreytea68:

earlgreytea68:

earlgreytea68:

ourpoeticlives:

oculousreparo:

fuckmegentlywitha2x4:

brock-obama:

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.

Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.

OMG MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST EVER IT’S FINALLY BACK YAY!

Here, have another of my all-time favorite Tumblr posts. 

We were just discussing this again and I had to reblog it again because IT IS MY FAVORITE

I’m permanently traumatized that you introduced me to this over lunch, EGT. 

::bows with a flourish::

There’s a gif out there of some people reenacting this that makes me laugh til I puke every damn time.

@revfrog

Originally posted by wonderlandsorcery

YASSSSSSSSS!

@earlgreytea68

Ahahahahah OMG AMAZING. 

This post = the gift that keeps on giving

FYI this blog is EXTREMELY pro-Immortal Keanu Reeves theory, so nonbelievers just get out. I have no time for your Ignorance

thecrazyanimegirl:

Date time!

silver-and-gold-05-23:

stormingtheivory:

tracyalexander:

forgottentrenchcoats:

fluffbuttcas:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

brokenwingsandblackeyedthings:

starlordloki:

darning-socks:

morning routine.png

why is there an american flag just chillin on the wall there is that normal

Yes they are in every classroom in America

Is that sarcasm

no.

do…do other countries not put their flags in all their classrooms??

Why would we put up a flag in a classroom? Are people afraid the children would forget which country they are in?

My favorite thing about the multicultural nature of Tumblr is watching people from other countries learn that America is much, much worse than they ever dreamed.

lmao

I remember every morning we had to say the pledge of allegiance & a couple of my teachers were so fuckin’ serious about it. One middle school teacher even said that if anybody didn’t stand for the pledge then she’d kick them out of the room.

taquitopancakes:

orangequilavaburst:

wolfensteintwo:

localstarboy:

Police raid a weed growing operation watch his escape move!🤣

WTF

All the cops critical failed their perception checks.

chrisdigay:

Now this is just iconic advice

mycroftrh:

vanishedschism:

wastingyourgum:

dotterelly:

thefabulousweirdtrotters:

statue of King Arthur on the top of Tintagel cliffs

I love this, in a beautiful way it’s only half there and kinda ethereal, which is as it should be since the legends and theories about Arthur are many but there’s not a lot of certainty.

Wasn’t quite such good weather the day I was there - which meant my photos have a very different atmosphere!

@cosmicvoodoo

It’s not just that he is ethereal, but that he is a part of the land, and the land is part of him.